Amazingly fucking lighter

Please see your doctor if you experience a burning sensation after sex.

That's not how you're supposed to use adverbs.

Damn even that guy gets more sex than me. I get zippo.

What about a burning sensation during sex?

You're doing it right.

IF anyone is interested there are a TON of sex lighters on Ebay.

Come on baby, light my fire.

I can't believe no one wants to flick your bic?

They should have incorporated the flame a little better. Make it shoot out of her eyes like a demon.

HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE DICKHEAD! HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE DICKHEAD! HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE DICKHEAD!

I've worked with less.

OMG there's one with a dog

You use bengay as lube?