Back in economy problems

Back in economy problems

Surprise Surprise. Kid can't go on one trip without ruining someone else's property.

I know they're bad at swimming, but needing a life vest for the drinks served on airplanes seems overkill.

Can we still refer to them as property?

Bastketball Americans like him are a credit to their race.

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Serious question: How did someone get their checked luggage into the cabin? Shouldn't he have been stowed below with the other property?

It's all part of United's Remove A Nigger Over The Ocean program

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God, what a punchable kid

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Took me a minute...

It only counts as 3/5ths of a personal item and you can avoid nasty fees.

a drinking problem

Maybe he has ?

That sort of thing is only funny every three out of five times.

I don't see why not?

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God, you're punchable.

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I legit thought that you were a bot, confused the shit out of me

Moderator is such a jew.

Hey guys, I found DaddyOFive!

Lol, some nig got offended and downvoted everyone here

not sure why black people are so keen on ruining experiences for others. screaming, jumping on things, destroying things, being belligerent etc. i just don't get why or how it's fun

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Come on, Man. Its 2017.

We make them sit in the front. Pilots need to keep an eye on them to make sure they don't ruin the experience for the good folk.

Ah the ol' reddit niggeroo!

Woah dude, did you hear that plane just now? It went "whoosh" right over your head!

Oh fuck me holy shit

No need to be so formal, you can just call me Sean.

How much more with rice?

Edit: i mean, cotton.

Seriously though, is inflating a life jacket in a plane illegal?

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"Not recommended" is an understatement many people have died due to inflating their life jacket inside a plane with an imminent water landing due to being trapped floating inside the fuselage until they drown it's unfortunate that it is not an extremely well known fact even tho it is in the safety briefing

Ya but doesn't he have to sit at the back?? He ain't not Rosa mothafuckin Parks!

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Kid knows what's about to go down

No. It's Crack.

as part of Affirmative Reparations negros get free oneway tickets to Africa

Hope the plane goes down and the fucker drowns

Illlegal? Yes. Fucking retarded? Yes.

Inflating it while still in the airplane increases the chance of you dying if the plane crashes into the water, as your body would be forced up against the ceiling of the plane as it floods.

Niggification is imminent

Moderator is such a gook.

Not illegal, but it's not recommendable to do it unless you're outside the plane in the water.

I just wanna know what all the hubbub is about America's Unpaid African Intern Program?

I wonder what the automod thinks of the term "niggardly", which has nothing to do with the N-word.

Nah he got a pool full of liquor and about to dive in it.

Hold my cotton, im going in...

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don't really care for karma to be honest, anyone who does has pretty low self-esteem. i put my opinion online because i want to, not for your agreement.

kek

What about cracker

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Nigger

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Here, I'll let you borrow some of mine

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Very illegal. They can charge him with tampering with aircraft equipment if they so chose. Same charge as tampering with the smoke detector. A felony.

It's an installed piece of safety equipment.

Nice karma recovery

God I'm so glad they fucking did this shit with automoderator.

you have to link.

Hey you stole my joke!!! :(

Federal crime at that. That's actually a felony, tampering with aircraft safety equipment.

that's it! To the back of the plane!

Black people have been living in the 40's for awhile now.

I prefer to mix names, you Sod.

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Filthy nigger

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Lol I've never heard that before "Basketball Americans"

Nothing's uncalled for in hell

Affirmative Action Internships (Unpaid)

Depends where you are. Tampering with life saving equipment on board aircraft isn't taken lightly in the USA, Canada, Europe...

Also, even those life vests look cheap, nothing in aviation comes cheap.

Not spelled exactly the same way (-er vs. -ar), so it probably ignores it.