I feel kinda weird watching Lana's scenes. She's this unusual combination of hot as hell and cute as a button where everything looks and feels too perfect to be true. Do you want beautiful eyes? She's got these big, deep, hypnotic blue eyes. Lips? Thick and soft. Face? The cutest. Body? Amazing. Ass? Perfect. Tits? Above average in size, enough for a nice cleavage if needed, firm and natural. Attitude? It's clear she fucking loves what she does and gives her best. It's like "what's the catch??!". She's the kind of girl you expect to be trying to be a supermodel or Hollywood's next cute face, but she chose porn and that's such a genius move, because anywhere else she would be just another nearly perfect wannabe actress but in porn she's like a top level goddess. If anything, I feel like she's way too much and that's probably why I feel weird watching her scenes.
I FEEL KINDA WEIRD WATCHING LANA'S SCENES. SHE'S THIS UNUSUAL COMBINATION OF HOT AS HELL AND CUTE AS A BUTTON WHERE EVERYTHING LOOKS AND FEELS TOO PERFECT TO BE TRUE. DO YOU WANT BEAUTIFUL EYES? SHE'S GOT THESE BIG, DEEP, HYPNOTIC BLUE EYES. LIPS? THICK AND SOFT. FACE? THE CUTEST. BODY? AMAZING. ASS? PERFECT. TITS? ABOVE AVERAGE IN SIZE, ENOUGH FOR A NICE CLEAVAGE IF NEEDED, FIRM AND NATURAL. ATTITUDE? IT'S CLEAR SHE FUCKING LOVES WHAT SHE DOES AND GIVES HER BEST. IT'S LIKE "WHAT'S THE CATCH??!". SHE'S THE KIND OF GIRL YOU EXPECT TO BE TRYING TO BE A SUPERMODEL OR HOLLYWOOD'S NEXT CUTE FACE, BUT SHE CHOSE PORN AND THAT'S SUCH A GENIUS MOVE, BECAUSE ANYWHERE ELSE SHE WOULD BE JUST ANOTHER NEARLY PERFECT WANNABE ACTRESS BUT IN PORN SHE'S LIKE A TOP LEVEL GODDESS. IF ANYTHING, I FEEL LIKE SHE'S WAY TOO MUCH AND THAT'S PROBABLY WHY I FEEL WEIRD WATCHING HER SCENES.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order from you just for precautions
I feel like a pretty decent percentage of americans have issues with opiates
I feel kinda weird watching Undertaker's matches. He's this unusual combination of tall as hell and strong as an ox where everything looks and feels too perfect to be true. Do you want scary eyes? He's got these big, deep, hypnotic white eyes. Arms? Thick and strong. Face? The gauntest. Body? Veteran. Gimmick? Perfect. Moves? Above average in amount, enough for a 5 star match if needed, firm and natural. Attitude? It's clear he fucking loves what he does and gives his best. It's like "what's the catch??!". He's the kind of wrestler you expect to be trying to be a champion or Smackdown's next top face, but he chose destruction and that's such a genius move, because anywhere else he would be just another nearly perfect wannabe wrestler but in Hell in a Cell he's like a top level thrower. If anything, I feel like he's way too much and that's probably why I feel weird watching that Mankind getting tossed off the top.
Seriously, how could he not read that?
Then how the fuck am I gonna jerk off on the train?
I mean, it's right there...
Apparently she has an issue with opiates
She's got green eyes you fucking inbred get your head out of your ass.
I love the surprise boom mic
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That's my fetish, are you trying to oppress me?!
Says the guy with the username "KanyeButtPlay69"
You know, I bet that some nerd looking at this could begin upon the path of weight lifting. Travel the road to Gains-town, and search out the fabled halls of Porno-job. Surely one of you young adventurers has the courage to seek out poon and boobs of glory?
The catch is that she's probably nuts and chaotic IRL.
WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?
Ahh, chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate.