Kardashian Camera Tricks

This needs to be posted to twitter/vine/instagram and whatever cancerous fucking social media sites to get it trending. The sheer amount of butthurt would be excellent.

I honestly thought she had a turd in her mouth.

Honestly though, she really took one for the team. If she wasn't such a whore, she would have never become semi-famous and gotten that Keeping up with the Kardashians show. Literally no one in her family would have gotten the level of fame that they are at right now. Think about it, Bruce Jenner would never have gotten that show documenting his mental illness either.

It's nothing new, and I don't think many people would be offended.

They saw this repost in 2006 as well.

Yeah.. smells the same.

The best thing I can say about Kim kardashian is she can suck a mean dick

The point isn't to get other people offended, the point is to get the kardashians to see it and be offended.

The only thing I hate more than "Keeping up with the Kardashians", is that people actually watch that gay lubricant

Talent passed down from her pops. He, too, got famous and rich for getting a large black man off.

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GUYS REDDIT IS MAKING FUN OF US

For the lazy. (NSFW)

"Good work, girls. We're getting famous"

From sniffin'.

Wow is this really what this sub has turned into

So your idea is to spread a meme with a clip of the video that contributed to make them famous and that they rode in every conceivable way? Woah, I'm sure they'd be offended as hell. Go, teach them a lesson.

It is the all time most viewed video on pornhub.

Why do you know what a black man's dick smells like?

Because they need to be reminded that the only reason they're famous is because one of them took a bunch of dick.

Wow is the bot that bad that we start changing our behaviors to avoid it?

What kind of loser doesn't have a giant black cock?

Butterfly effect

Hilton Hotel > Paris Hilton > 1 night in Paris > infamy > money > marketing/business ventures > Kim K aka Paris's assistant > Kim K Dad was OJ's lawyer (Glove don't fit) > Kim K has big ass, looks exotic > Kim K Superstar > Kim K flaunts big ass, RayJ has black dick > infamy > money > marketing/business ventures > Kim K Mom becomes manager > meet Ryan Seacrest > KUWTK > Kim K ugly crying face > Kim K high profile relationships with athletes > Kim K Mom becomes popular because Mom > Kim K Sis 1 becomes popular because odd one out sister > Kim K Sis 2 becomes popular because baby daddy drama > Kim K Bro depressed because Kardashian legacy > Kim K 2 little Sisters learn hustle > hustle = family business > Kim K marry Kanye > name baby North West > American 'royalty' > because popular in America, popular in the world

TL;DR How to make potentially a billion dollar fortune off one sex tape after your friend got notoriety for her sex tape

It only smellz

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I have better material in my spank bank, but I can't stop watching this. Since I was 15, I'm 22 now.

Judging by your username my answer won't matter will it

And then what? You only ever hear his name as an afterthought in this exact situation. Ray J made the Kardashians.

Ok, coming in less racist. I can't get behind it as much because I do not have a large black cock. Because I am white and I do not possess said large black cock.

Oh now that's hilarious.

One of them?

huh...

More like all of them. All of them.

Including Bruce.

At one point it marched to hell and back, but now the sub is literally sucking a big black cock of un funny content.

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That seems to be the strategy they all employ.

You got that one right, nigger!

smgdh

She got famous by fucking a famous dude and now nobody knows who the famous dude is

What a time to be alive

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If you're looking for witty, clever, or original jokes you've come to the wrong place.

Shit

Why? Kim or whatever her name is released/leaked that sex tape on purpose so she'd be more famous.

es nothing, it only smellz

Pretty sure they "leaked" this on purpose. Same thing with the Paris Hilton video.

Well, her dad defended OJ Simpson...

Yeah the mean words are making that damn shekel american bot spam the comment section.

Ew. Nigger dick.

/u/Shawn0mara

Hey at least it's actually humorous content, as opposed to the people who just figured it's a safe place to state their racist or misogynist opinions.

He just wants the kardashions to be famous again :-)

/sub/wholesomememes

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Lots of people take a bunch of dick. You're just salty because someone managed to make money off of it

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You're a sad person

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This is from 2006 and no one will get offended from this you autistic neckbeard

Prison

Ray j wasn't even that famous. He was more known for being Randy's brother.

How tf does 2 nobodies having sex equal fame?

I think he was making a joke on the mean dick part.. its hilarious he got downvoted to hell.

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Wow.

Thats the lamest comment I've seen on reddit. Im not even angry...

Jew

This is fucking great

What

/sub/combinedgifs

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Only Probably?

I'm straight as can be, but if someone offered me a hundred fucking million dollars I'd be on my knees as fast as they could put the money on the table.

Wasn't Bruce an Olympian?

kike jew faggot chink

I'm not attracted to men but I'd probably suck a dick for a few hundred million dollars, especially if no one cares

Why?

Holy shit dude.

This was amazing.

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"Mr Tyson we heard you learned some interesting language in prison"

"Yeah I learned the definition of dictate"

"Oh well can you use the word in a sentence?"

"Sure, it goes 'yeah boy how do that dictate?'"

Jew shit

What? Bruce has more credibility than all of them. He's literally a double gold medal winner and was toted around as an Olympic icon and all American hero. Olympic Decathlon winners are considered the worlds greatest athlete

So Bruce being famous is understandable. He literally worked him way into the spotlight by his own blood, sweat, and tears and then he moved on into media. So he took advantage of his opportunities like any smart person should.

He's literally the only one worthy of admiration. The rest can fuck right off

BREAKING NEWS: KIM KARDASHIAN HAS A SEX TAPE

I think ur a little behind the curve bro

Shit.

You stupid fucking gay faggot jew. That's not how you say nigger. You woke the bot you dumb twat.

Bravo.

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God damn, that loud gum chewing makes me hate her even more, no idea who that guy is but he's just as bad.

Let's point and laugh

you gay?

......efukt.... I hate myself

Pretty sure hes already seen this considering its mentioned in one of his songs. The tape is pretty old

What's the point of anything? Let's kill ourselves

Well yeah, but nobody really pays attention to the best runner of the world 30 years ago

Sigh....

A2M action, bro

What's bad about her wanting to film herself having sex?

I'm just so inspired by how heroically she mowed down those poor people with her car. She's so brave.

https://youtu.be/r-7bVZYy_ds

Kim has had a wonderful comeback if I must say so myself.

(parks and rec)

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Black dicks? I bet you're talking about black dicks aren't you?

I thought she was eating a turd.

Oh shit

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Haha what a zinger! Let's deflect any criticism with sick memes, it's foolproof!

I thought why is she sucking a turrrr.....oh. wait. that's a black dick.