NSFW Google vs Bing

NSFW Google vs Bing

Bing: The porn search engine.

Bada Bing

I didn't believe this so I tried it myself. No lie!

Bada Boom

LOL, and that's with "SafeSearch" set to Moderate. If you set it to Strict, you get no results at all.

The realist search engine in the room.

I gotta get together with the wife and watch "My wife caught me assfucking her mother 3" sometime...

"I don't want Google to know about my habits."

it's a self-reinforcing cycle. search engines optimize their results based on what keywords people look for and what they click in the results

since people mostly use Bing for porn and even for more "tame" keywords click on the porn links, Bing will give the porn links a higher rank in subsequent searches

TL;DR Bing is good at searching for porn because we use it predominantly to search for porn

Bing knows what you want.

Why bother though? You already know what 3" looks like..

It's honestly all I've used for sexy videos for the last few years. It's great.

How you doin?

hmm, should use bing more often

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=let+me+bing+that+for+you

Bing has some weird shit. My old office job had shit locked down, couldn't type in a web site address had to search for it and google wasn't happening so I had to use bing to search for sig-alert, the traffic website. One of the suggested searches was Porsche Girl. I want to know how bad traffic is not how bad it could be.

For real... I was looking for this comic where a daughter shows she dad her firefly (the insect) collection and she has named them after all the characters from Firefly (the show). Searched "girl shows dad firefly collection comic" and Bing hit me with ten porn links titled, "dad fucks daughter..." Like what the fuck. It's actual dogshit.

*sadly blows air horn*

You always learn about your SO, even after marriage.

Google could probably blackmail me at this point.

You'd think you'd have tried it before commenting.

but here you go https://www.bing.com/search?q=movies%20my%20wife%20will%20like

You can watch videos without having to leave the page. Gets around some parental controls too. When I learned about cached google sites and bing videos, it changed the game

Looks like we got a coupla haters.

Cuppa haytahs

And that's why we all like bing!

I've never used Bing for porn. It still pulled this for me. Unless the collective of users of Bing do solely use Bing for porn, that could skew the engine to favor porn. Which is funny in itself.

this and the video previews, such a time saver.

How about "Bing Bus"?

Ugh I know nothing about computers. I use them for porn and email

F L A C C I D

The reason that bing is good for porn is because microsoft does not doctor the results to make them pretty much sfw like google. It allows the normal search algorithms to be used for porn and suggests a bunch of related searches no matter how nsfw.

None of this has to do with users using bing or google differently.

Movies wife = tame

As soon as you type in "movies" and "my wife" bing gets frisky. I think it just has ideas about OP's wife...

They have a better laid out videos section with easy to use filters.

BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREA

When you search stuff on Google, some results have a downward green arrow. Click on the green arrow and you can select "Cached" from the menu that pops up. That brings you to the cached (mirrored) version of the site. Sometimes, sites are blocked, the cached version is usually not blocked.

Why? This is a search engine not a browser

If that's the case, how do you think the trend of using Bing mostly for porn began?

It's not though. Literally just binged it. All porn links

Google! There's only one word to describe you!

Uh no that isn't even remotely true. Google made a choice not to show porn.

Microsoft has a monopoly on your wife.

I'm sorry, but I can't teach that.

To be fair, they use your search history lol

No, bing it yourself. It actually yields these results.

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