Pepper spray relay

Not a relay. But I guess it doesn't matter. Does anything matter when at least ten grown men wake up and decide this is what they are doing today?

Give me money and I'll do it.

I love how they all mutually agree to just quit at the same time

Dude! You can't offer $500 until you see how they react to $50. That's how bartering haggling works. You can't let them know what your top offer is until you see what their minimum looks like. We could have gotten this for $66.26 and a case of PBR. E: it's a currency thing not a trade thing.

My ex's Dad is a retired prison warden and this happened 40ish years ago. So it was a different time and pretty unprofessional to us. They had a prisoner who would put his asshole up to the bars and fart at or try and shit at the guards when he could or just push farts out.

One time he managed to hit one of the old salty guards with diarrhea. My ex's dad was with him and a rookie but didn't get hit. He was taken to psyche and determined to actually be very intelligent but just liked fucking with people since he was there for life for a long list of things. Mostly molesting kids and women.

My ex's dad was there with the old salty guard that got hit last time. As expected the guy put his ass up to the cell to try and do it again. Except salty old guard had pepper spray ready and shot it directly into his asshole. It wasn't the foggy type you usually see on cops or anything. It's a stream with decent PSI. In about 30 seconds flat the guy took off running from the bars and hit the wall face first and broke his nose. He never did it again.

It was unprofessional, arguably cruel but hilarious and somewhat justified in my eyes.

I think jumping the hurdle had something to do with quitting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3esHzUDp8Q

Full race -

It's pretty funny

Spreads the cheeks and allows Satan's hot sauce to touch some rather...sensitive areas.

5? 50? 500?

He assaulted the guard with bodily fluids. Yeah the guard would probably get relieved now days but totally justified.

I turned on the TV my first night in Japan and they were using basketball pumps to fill each other's ass with air, then arm wrestle. Whoever farted during it, lost. Japan has been pretty consistent since then.

Mace Race?

It's like you weren't even trying...

This is Japan; those offers were in yen.

Wow It just keeps getting weirder as it goes.

50 Yen is less than 50 cents

So like three bucks

Edit : I learned it's even less. I'm not changing it.

Hey, it is still free money. I was going to pepper spray my butt anyways.

This statement pretty much applies to most of the Japanese videos that I've seen posted here.

Ok I'll do it for 50 yen!

Especially given the diseases that can be spread through feces, it's definitely justified.

Stay classy, Japan.

My band made a load of hot sauce to sell at gigs as merch and it's called Satan's Gravy. I'm eating it right now and I can tell you that it's exquisitely uncomfortable even after travelling through the entirety of your digestive tract. I would hesitate to boof it.

Edit: Sorry guys the artist doesn't have any online presence. If you're interested to see more she did our EP cover but that's all I've got. I'll pass on the appreciation in real life and encourage her to start acting like she knows it's 2017.

My band made a load of hot sauce to sell at gigs as merch and it's called . I'm eating it right now and I can tell you that it's exquisitely uncomfortable even after travelling through the entirety of your digestive tract. I would hesitate to boof it.

Edit: Sorry guys the artist doesn't have any online presence. If you're interested to see more she did our EP cover but that's all I've got. I'll pass on the appreciation in real life and encourage her to start acting like she knows it's 2017.

If Japanese people do this when they are sober, what do they do when they are drunk?

Analympics

I know its not a relay but it worked better for the title. Pepper spray hurdles doesn't have the same ring to it.

i'd say that was fine. i would say it was cruel if he was just throwing stuff at them, they went in, pulled his pants down and sprayed him there.

but if he was acting out in other ways from his locked cell, pepper spray wouldn't have been out of line.

japan

The commitment they devote to gameshow pain is the commitment they devote to war.

Formula for these types of comments:

Google the actual answer

Comment with a figure close to the actual answer.

Play it off like you did the calculation in your head and didn't Google the answer.

You're a genius who just happens to know things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygBFWUkzXb8

I cannot wrap my head around the fact that this is the country that thinks having any form of visible privates in any media is "immoral".

/sub/theocho

Some of their advertisements are really great with that...

Bassists girlfriend. Cheap labour!

https://youtu.be/L-P8CjA72hk

Found better quality, plus ninjas running out and spanking the losers

I really wanna see this, but I'm scared of what else will pop up in my search results with those key words.

The second one is seriously unfair to the shorter dudes. And also, did the announcer say "jalapeeeƱo" at the end, or was it just me?

Actually, there are 2 types of East Asians, totally drunk on a few drinks and drinks like a monster.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_flush_reaction#Causes

So all East Asians has an enzyme that digests alcohol more efficiently. Which would normally cause you to get drunk far faster. However, 50% of those has another enzyme that basically negates the effects of alcohol.

The result is that affected people may be better at metabolizing alcohol, often not feeling the alcohol "buzz" to the same extent as others

So you're either going to meet a light weight, or someone who can drink you under the table and very few in between.

*Edit: I should add the second part of the quote.

but show far more acetaldehyde-based side effects while drinking.

Which basically means the alcohol is more toxic for East Asians because of the quick metabolism. So even though they can drink a lot more than normal people, they're basically killing themselves.

I love how they drew the line at the bike seats penetrating their asses, that's when they started blurring it.

Hard to believe those sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders almost beat us in WW2.

The bidet at the end for the winner was awesome.

My memory is a bit shitty, but I am pretty sure that the twist in this competition was that they all got sprayed with different spicy things and they wanted to "see which thing made you run fastest". You can see the different colors in the spray thingies.

Who designed the artwork?

Eww they're rubbing each other's ass pepper into their own asses D:

Japan? Japan.

Natty over PBR?

The fuck is wrong with you? That's like saying "hey, instead of kicking me in the shin, can you punt my nutsack for me instead? Its better."

German TV.

Meanwhile on

EDIT: NSFW

Everyone wins the bronze.

Never nuke a country twice

That's called a penis.

It was unprofessional, arguably cruel but hilarious and somewhat justified in my eyes.>

This is a good example of the difference between understandable and acceptable.

You got it wrong: the prisoner relieved himself

more confused

In case you want to be

What... what did I just watch?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3esHzUDp8Q

They actually don't quit

some linked the full video further down.

It looks great!

why?

Tbh, I have no clue. It says SoftBank at the end.

It has operations in broadband, fixed-line telecommunications, e-commerce, Internet, technology services, finance, media and marketing, semiconductor design, and other businesses.

No clue how this ad represents them.

This way somebody else sprays your butt

Nobody wins.

50 yen is about the same as 50 cents. I think its a little less than that.

Did you think it would eventually just normal out?

In holding at one of my local PD's they will just pump gas into cells if someone is acting up too much. Not much you can do but wrap your shirt around your head while you wait for it to clear out. I really wish they'd put the real trouble makers in their own holding cells.

I'm confused enough that I can't decide if that was pro or anti Trump.

He said it throughout the race; I'm assuming that was the ingredient for that particular .. participan... am I really writing this out?

Your username is too relevant

I mean they didn't really come close. Their plan was to shock the US into a peace that would allow them to build an empire in the pacific.

I can't imagine a high pressure water stream on my inflamed, pepper-sprayed asshole would really be as good as you think. I can only imagine it spreading it up further the intestinal tract. Now a milk bidet would have probably been better.

You'll be rich!

So that's where Kenny vs Spenny got that from.

Jesus. As long as I live I will never forget Spenny mounting the stairs, turning his head backwards and staring directly into a crew member's eyes as he blew a 50 second fart that would register on the Richter scale

You gotta love the minimalist censoring of the Japanese too:

'what's this; a fully hard dick? Yeah, we're gunna have to censor the pee-hole.'

/sub/nocontext

The bicycle seats were covered in jalapeno juice

At least in that case it's most likely cs gas (used for crowd dispersal) and not oc spray (basically pepper spray).

Most military members (and myself and apparently you lol) have been gassed with cs at some point. You recover fairly quickly once it clears out. Being oc sprayed was much much worse imo.

Aren't Asians mostly either sober or flat on their face drunk because they lack some enzime to process alcohol properly?

Thanks man. Looks even better in situ IMO

Actually knew her before she met him so no, still totally useless. One day though...

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User name checks out, for sure.

what in tarnation

No it just started so strong with the weirdness that I couldn't see where they could up the weirdness but they kept doing it.

Of course it was Gaki No Tsukai

It was a joke, not a serious comment about history. Calm down.

Thanks friend, I'll pass on the compliments!

You called?

This

might give you some answers.

Knowing that a yen is a bit less than a penny isn't that rare, especially if you've ever visited Japan. I can ballpark something in Renminbi too but it's harder than Japanese Yen a bit since it's between 6-7 Renminbi for one dollar usually.

Stop asking questions and give me a ride to the liquor store. We're going to see this happen.

I have so many questions.....

Do the pour milk on your ass at the finish line?

Hurtles

Come on and slam. And welcome to Japan.

1000 money. Not a money less.

I mean he destroys the whole world at the end but it is Japanese. So pro?

Really? Damn Natty was always my college go-to due to tasting 99% like water and being easy to down. Hopefully we can at least agree that keystone is the red-headed stepchild of shitty college beers though...gag

Google says it is exactly $0.46.

The real WTF is always in the comments

Make it a case of natty boh and you got a deal