This boxing game lets you pick a male or female "opponent". My son didn't want to hit a girl, so this was his reward.

This boxing game lets you pick a male or female "opponent". My son didn't want to hit a girl, so this was his reward.

This is relentlessly​ gay

"This better not awaken anything in me."

First I was afraid, I was petrified...

I understood that reference.

I struggle to follow the developers' train of thought.

So the straight, horny guys are expected to choose to punch the hot chick in hopes that she'll be sexy with them later?

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The hot dogs are the best part

It's just a punching game (the type that measures how hard you hit) that happens to display a picture of sexy people. You're hitting a speed bag, not the picture.

Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side...

Jesus. I'm so glad I'm not that kid's age anymore

The dudes at least 25

I struggle to follow the developers' train of thought.

And I learned how to get along

But then I spent so many nights....

"That'll teach you not to know things"

And so you're back from outer space

Just thinking how you did me wrong...

And I grew strong

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Bukkake

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That thick, massive, beast

Oh! I got THAT reference!

Myself and other redditors ask you to tone it down a little.

"So confused! Dads here, stupid sexy near naked guy is here staring at me I can't throw a punch and gosh darn it I want a hot, dog".

I just walked in to find you here with that sad look apon your face

What is going on in the background involving 87 kids in 6 minutes?

Uh oh, hot dog

It was so intense, the gloves came off. Then the shirt, then the pants, then the boxers....

In case not kidding, I think the OP was misleading and you pick the gender for your reward, not as the person you're hitting.

Oh 'petrifed' I didn't know this word existed in English too, thanks.

I should have changed my fucking lock

I should have made you leave your key

Yeah and I'm so glad I'm 29.

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No no no no no

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He looks intrigued.

His arms healed so they went out to celebrate

Don't know why you got downvoted for not knowing a word from another language

I'm so meta even this acronym

out of the loop here

Dalmatian suit needed for that.

TBH what caught me more of guard, was your son being an adult I was expecting a 10 year old or something.