This is just how I would welcome you home a[f]ter a long work day

This is just how I would welcome you home a[f]ter a long work day

Sorry, already taken

So am I!

Hell I'm ready to give you my last name!!!

For this sort of behavior, you would be treated better than a queen!

Like a king!

You should send a message to my ex telling her that this is the kind of stuff that keeps people together.

Wow I would never leave home

And what a perfect partner you'd be. How could you not be rewarded with a proper pounding? 😉

Let's move in together